Funny Dares for Couples

Funny dares for two — impressions, terrible accents, sports commentary about your own day. Silly rather than suggestive, free and no download.

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The funny end of the deck is mostly performance. Impressions of each other, commentary on things that do not need commentary, and the specific embarrassment of being asked to sell a product you invented four seconds ago. These work best when neither of you is trying to be good at them — the dare is the attempt, not the result.

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Funny dares for couples (25)

These are from the free Mild deck and none of them appear on the main Couple Dares page — that list is a different set. The bolder levels are dealt in the game only.

One of you, read the last thing you typed in a Shakespearean voice
One of you, deliver the weather forecast for this room, with gestures
One of you, describe your day as sports commentary
One of you and the other, hold a full conversation using only questions
One of you, do an impression of the other answering the phone
One of you, narrate the other making a hot drink as if it were a heist film
One of you, invent a product and sell it to the other in thirty seconds
One of you and the other, argue about something trivial in the voices of two newsreaders
One of you, commit to your worst accent for a full minute
One of you, act out your morning without using a single word
One of you and the other, both attempt the same dance move and judge each other
One of you, give a confident talk on a subject you know nothing about
One of you, read your last message out loud as if it were a love letter
One of you and the other, swap seats and imitate each other until someone laughs
One of you, describe this room as an estate agent desperate to sell it
One of you, give the other a guided tour of the kitchen as a museum docent
One of you and the other, hold a staring contest in which you both have to keep smiling
One of you, hum a song until the other guesses it, with no clues
One of you, recite the alphabet as if delivering very bad news
One of you and the other, each invent a terrible slogan for the other
One of you, do an impression of yourself five years ago
One of you, explain the last thing you watched so badly that the other cannot name it
One of you and the other, both talk about different subjects at the same time for thirty seconds
One of you, spend the next minute speaking only in a whisper
One of you, introduce the other as though they are about to walk on stage

Questions people ask

What are good funny dares for couples?

The ones that ask for a performance rather than an action. Doing an impression of the other person answering the phone beats any dare that just asks you to touch your toes, because one of you has to watch it happen.

Are these suitable with other people around?

Yes. Everything on this page is from the free Mild deck and stays silly rather than suggestive, so it survives a room with friends in it.

How do you play?

Take turns. One of you draws, the other reacts and judges. There is no scoring unless you want one — the reaction is the point.